My Own Chocolate Jesus

Yes maybe the statue lacks taste,
And it puts all that chocolate to waste.
But "Worst Assault Ever"?
Beating martyrs, whatever?
Get thee to a library, post haste.

PZ's commenters

While I'd otherwise be on your side,
I think that it's needlessly snide
When you mention "Sky Fairy";
It makes me quite wary
So I give you a berth a mile wide.

*Bonus points if you can improve the last line*